Stephen Hawking would indeed be proud, if not few.

Selective memory is a wonderful convenience of childhood and a convenient contrivance of those to the left of liberal.

Did I just say that? Must have been taken out of context. I meant re-engineered and redistributed memory.

Silly me.

How does time treat history when the murder is complete? Oh yeah, the perpetrator replaces the victim and the victim vanishes in time. All that sympathy and protection that might have originally and foolishly been wasted on the deceased as opposed to that poor murderous soul which is still here with us must be properly distributed to him that have none.. Forgive and forget. Especially forget.

After the fence is vaulted, skirted, gone under, or just plain ignored what is one to do when another is caught illegally on one’s property? Why, one must accept and forgive of course, Seat him at your table and feed him all your food. Clothe him, shelter him, provide for him. Buy him a video gaming system and all the games he desires; provide for him a phone and gladly pay the service; add him to your insurance policy and happily accept the additional premiums; allow him to take your nice, classic, vintage American muscle car pretty much anywhere he wants to drive it and treat it anyway he wants to treat it; pay that insurance as well…well maybe; cut your voter’s card in half and sign his piece over to him; he has a flag…by all means allow him to fly it even if you have to take your own down to make room; if he desires to sleep with your daughter or wife or even your son welcome that as sign of affection, allow him to do it even if they protest; do not require or even ask him to share in the load of your daily chores as that would be considered unfriendly; welcome him with the most open of arms and when he sends for others to join him simply make more room and work harder to provide for them in the same fashion. And when the food and money have run out, leaving nothing of value behind, do not seek to blame. He and his people are the victims and the fact that you could not provide, could not accept even more into your home, makes you responsible, makes you the evil one. Shame, shame on you.

When you see your neighbor has succeeded in life through hard work, much effort, and even perhaps a bit of that unfair luck that will sometimes accompany such heathens while you have remained behind even though you have done your very best to do nothing at all do not be jealous, do not take blame for it is through his selfish transgressions that you have been treated so very unfairly. You are the victim and he is the one who has brought about your situation so therefore it must be him who is to make restitution for all that ails you. That is just his fair share as one of the guilty.

If your team loses it is not because you have failed or done wrong, it is simply because it was unfair of the other team to be good enough to defeat you. Relax, they will not be rewarded any more than you. You will both get a trophy only yours will be nicer and larger to recognize the extreme effort you put forth in failing to win.

My child is not my problem. I did not raise him to live under the unfair and unjust expectations and restrictions placed upon him by a free and responsible society. You must change the rules to align with what I taught and what he now preaches. This is only fair.

This joint only makes me smarter and more productive.

That country will cease its terrorist activities if we simply treat them kinder and give them more money and weapons. This is simply for its own protection. This hand would never be harmed by the mouth that it now feeds. You must allow them all to reap before they sow.

Do nothing and gain the world. Do something and watch it go away.

We don’t need no damned cops. They only make crime worse. Folks should be allowed to police themselves like it is done in those very successful societies where it is done. Hard to kill yourself when you bust you eh?

Eve of destruction for those everyday people.

And on and on.

No one pays for nothing anymore. Don’t need to earn nothing just need to spend something. I need I take; you have you give. And it lasts forever in our utopia bro.

Silence is a notion that I have heard for far too long now. It deafens me.

But keep on keepin’ on. Keep on truckin’. This ride never ends- not for me anyhow.

Get fatter and smoke pot. I’ll pay your bills when the doctor comes a-callin’. Oh yeah, they don’t make house calls no more. No matter. I’ll pay your bus fare there and make sure you have a couple of nice, big brownies for the ride.

What comes after has no bearing on what came before. And vice versa. There is no victim until the crime has been committed. Um, I mean there is no victim until the perp has been apprehended and sent to society to enjoy his fair and just reward for being victimized by that very society. We owe him so much and more.

In fact, here you go. Just go do the crime and then turn yourself in for the benefits. No cops needed in the process. We’ll keep the judges for now to give them something to do. They can decide how long you will be rewarded until the Perpetual Perpetration Pact is signed into law. Finally.

What came before don’t matter until the victim we choose falls out of the mix. Who gets killed, what gets violated, which laws are broken, really don’t have any impact on what comes after.

Let them decide.

And here I was thinking slavery had died.