That’s right folks.  Remember that you saw that expression here first ok?

What‘s up with all these sinkholes lately? 

I lived in Florida for a number of years and stories of sinkholes there were never too surprising.  After all, the entire state is a mix of sand and water right?  And what happens when water and sand come together?  Right.  The sand is washed away to be redistributed somewhere else.  Hopefully it is redistributed to somewhere it is needed, like maybe to a child’s sandbox.

Nowadays there seem to be sinkholes opening up everywhere.  No state is safe.  Just look at those classic Corvettes in Kentucky.  Amazing and quite terrifying. 

And no country seems safe either.  Just look at what is happening in England after all that rain.  Again, quite terrifying.  It is global in scale.

They’re here, they’re there, they’re everywhere.  Think you are safe from them?  Think again!

So what is up?

Are they due to an extreme amount of rain as they claim across the old ponderoosa?

Are they due to underground caves that for some reason have decided to make themselves recognized?

Are they from an alien civilization that visited here (Chariots of the Gods?) long ago and left after drilling thousands of holes in search of what the interior of the earth had to offer them and their advanced society?

Maybe they are left over holes dug by some huge subterranean creatures back when the earth was younger and more wild than today.  Kind of like what happens in backyards when invaded by moles, voles, chipmunks, or shrews.  Hidden over thousands of years by loose material that lightly filled them and is now washing out almost all at the same time as if coordinated by some evil force.

Maybe they are small craters left over from when the earth was bombarded by all that space material all those eons ago.  Again, lightly filled in and now being washed out again.  Same evil force at work.

Are any of these possible or could it just be normal earth stuff happening?  Doubtful unless you are a fool and believe such bunk.

No, it’s pretty clear that what is happening is Global Swallowing and it is the result of all the stuff man has pulled out of the earth since he first hefted a pick or shovel back in the cave guy days. 

And just to exacerbate things Global Warming was very likely responsible for kicking off the Global Swallowing phase of the complete and utter destruction of this earth.

You can’t avoid the facts.  The science is clear and unmistakable and the debate is over.